reblog if you want some of these in your ask box:

kurtofskyforlife:

satsuma-laroux:

rashdecisions:

  • a stupid question
  • a compliment
  • a tmi
  • a story
  • a poem
  • about you
  • what you think about me 
  • why you follow me
  • rank me
  • if you met me what would you do
  • how was your day 
  • what do you want for your birthday this year
  • a cute message
  • one thing you want to tell me

please someone shock me and actually do this

Not that I think I’ll get any but here it goes.

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

#omg #yes
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eight years ago this little dude was born.  it’s crazy to think about how he’s grown up so much already and how in just a few years he’ll be in middle school and then high school and then learning to drive and going on dates and everything else.  time passes fast and doesn’t stop for anybody.  just don’t grow up too fast, little man.  ♡  #photoaday365 #nephew #happybirthday #birthday #littledude #kids

eight years ago this little dude was born. it’s crazy to think about how he’s grown up so much already and how in just a few years he’ll be in middle school and then high school and then learning to drive and going on dates and everything else. time passes fast and doesn’t stop for anybody. just don’t grow up too fast, little man. ♡ #photoaday365 #nephew #happybirthday #birthday #littledude #kids

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